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GAG WRITING TABLE
BY RANDOMLY PICKING A WORD FROM THE FOUR TABLES YOU CAN CREATE AN INFINITE NUMBER OF GAG COMBINATIONS. EXAMPLE: DOG-FRONT YARD-GUN-WALKING. IF YOU CAN NOT COME UP WITH A GOOD IDEA FROM THIS, TRY ADDING AN EMOTION LIKE BASHFUL, ANGER, SURPRISE OR HAPPINESS. THE GAG CAN BE A BACK YARD FENCE WITH A SIGN ON IT THAT READS "BEWARE OF DOG, HE HAS A GUN" AND THE DOG CAN BE PEEKING FROM BEHIND A TREE HOLDING A GUN.
BELOW IS A RANDOM GENERATOR THAT WILL RANDOMLY PICK A WORD FROM EACH COLUMN WHEN YOU CLICK ON THE "NEXT GAG SET" BUTTON.

SUBJECT LOCATION PROP ACTION

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THE WORDS THAT ARE IN THE TABLES BELOW ARE THE SAME WORDS THAT ARE IN THE RANDOM GENERATOR. IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO ADD WORDS TO THIS LIST JUST E-MAIL THE WORDS TO US AT apcatoon@lycos.com

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FIREMAN
PAPERBOY
PRETTY WOMAN
OLD MAN
DOCTOR
PIG
BOY SCOUT
PHOTOGRAPHER
BOXER
SOLDIER
BUSS DRIVER
PILOT
BOY
ARTIST
MAILMAN
DOG
MOTHER
HOUSE PAINTER
WOMAN
GIRL
CLOWN
TOURIST
CAT
JUDGE
MUSCLE MAN
WEATHERMAN
SISTER
COWBOY
TEACHER
GIRL-SCOUT
YOUNG MAN
MAGICIAN
POLICEMAN
INDIAN
TIN MAN
ROBOT
HORSE
ELEPHANT
SHEEP
GOAT
LIFEGUARD
BUS DRIVER
METER MAID
PIRATE
SECRETARY
HOBO
PLUMBER
LAWYER
TV REPAIRMAN
ELECTRICIAN
BARTENDER
CAVEMAN
MODEL
SPACEMAN
VIKING
WIFE
HUSBAND
PRIEST
FISHERMAN
ANIMAL
HUNTER
MUMMY
VETERINARIAN
FATHER
ASTRONAUT
BROTHER
COOK
BAKER
TAXI DRIVER
BARBER
DENTIST
PRETTY WOMAN
PHOTOGRAPHER
BOXER
FARM
HOME
GARDEN
BACK YARD
PARK
ZOO
MOTEL
BALL FIELD
SCHOOL
MALL
OFFICE
BEACH
LAKE
MOUNTAINS
JAIL
GARAGE
TENNIS COURT
BAR
MOON
HOSPITAL
SPACE
CAR LOT
DESERT
CROSSWALK
AIRPORT
HIGHWAY
DOCTOR'S OFFICE
PARTY
BANK
MARKET
JUNGLE
GAS STATION
BEDROOM
NUDIST CAMP
BATHROOM
NORTH POLE
KITCHEN
UNDER WATER
BARBER
SHOP
SHIP
STORE
PLANE
OCEAN LINER
TRAIN
BUSS
FARM
HOME
GARDEN
BACK YARD
PARK
LIGHTHOUSE
ZOO
CAVE
FRONT YARD
SCHOOL
MALL
OFFICE
BEACH
RESTAURANT
GOLF COURSE
LAKE
JUNGLE
MOUNTAINS
GRAVEYARD
THEATER
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CAP
BROOM
TV SET
BOOT
GUN
CAMERA
BOMB
MONEY
MIRROR
DOOR
CHICKEN
CANE
SAW
HAT
TELESCOPE
DRILL
OUTHOUSE
PAN
RAIN
BRICK
LADDER
PIGGY BANK
CLOCK
BOOK
BUN-GEE
CLUB
SHOPPING CART
CAR
PIE
SCALE
CAMERA
SAW
SHOE
POT
ROCK
GLUE
RAKE
FIRE HOSE

FOOD
BOOT
LARGE KEY
RADIO
CREDIT CARD
FLY-SWATTER
GUN
CHECK
CACTUS
NEWSPAPER
MOTORCYCLE
PEN
BALLOON
PIN
CARDS
FLOWERS
BUCKET
PLUNGER
SHOPPING CART
BICYCLE
BAG
HAMMER
FOOTBALL
CUP
FIRE
SNOW
KNIFE
BATHTUB
PIANO
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ROWING
RUNNING
FALLING
DIVING
SLEEPING
JUMPING
DIGGING
EATING
KICKING
CLIMBING
SINGING
DYING
PAINTING
SAWING
HAMMERING
TALKING
PLAYING PIANO
CRAWLING
CAMPING
FIGHTING
WATCHING TV
ACTING
THROWING
WALKING
DIVING
SLEEPING
FISHING
SWIMMING
DYING
COOKING
DANCING
CLAPPING
WALKING
THINKING
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